Titled as the ‘Spend The Night With Alice Cooper’ tour (ooh – check out the double-entendre..), the support bands are The Mission and The Tubes, a somewhat eclectic, incongruous and bizarre selection! It’s not really clear why these choices, but it certainly makes for an interesting evening…
It’s a crisp, cold night and the busker in the covered bridge from the low-level station is playing a downbeat version of Alice’s ‘Be My Lover’. Approaching the SSE Hydro, the venue is lit up with a (blood?) red glow, and the security man jokes “Are you ready for Marilyn Manson?”(!)…Inside a motley crew is preparing for the musical evening: There are two aging gentlemen sporting Tubes ‘Mondo Pulp’ tour t-shirts having their photo taken, a guy in a black Placebo beanie, girls with Alice style eye make-up, a couple of girls dressed (for meet and greet?) in costumes – tight black and white striped trousers, top hat, heavy eye make-up, leather jackets…but also lots of ‘anonymous’ folks in everyday clothes, plenty of ‘greys’, but plenty of younger people too…A plethora of bods in rock band and t-shirts, as you’d expect: Metallica, Kiss, Hawklords, Black Sabbath, Gun, Cheap Trick, Blue Öyster Cult and, of course Alice Cooper! There are also tattoos, black high-heeled studded boots and spandex on show…
The Tubes are first on, with the unenviable task of trying to warm up a mostly-empty arena…From San Francisco and well-known for their outrageous stage shows in their ‘prime time’, The Tubes are a long way from the metal leanings of the current music that ‘The Coop’ produces. Amazingly, four of the band members who played on their 1975 debut LP are in this line-up – Fee Waybill (vocals), Roger Steen (guitar/vocals), Rick Anderson (bass) and Charles Lempriere “Prairie” Prince (drums) – joined by David Medd (keyboards/synthesiser), who first played with the band in 1996…All of the music in tonight’s setlist was originally released over an eight year period from 1975 to 1983: They started with the poppy ‘She’s A Beauty’, the first track on their 1983 album ‘Outside Inside’, all walking on in white boiler suits, Anderson with white hat…’Talk To Ya Later’, ‘Amnesia’ and ‘Mr. Hate’ are all from ‘The Completion Backward Principle’, their first album for Capitol, released in 1981; ’TV Is King’ and ‘Love’s a Mystery (I Don’t Understand)’ (both co-written by The Tubes and Todd Rundren) along with ‘Prime Time’ are taken from fourth 1979 album ’Remote Control’; What Do You Want From Life? (as Fee Waybill says ‘the eternal question’) and the ‘must-play-because it’s the only Tubes song everyone knows’, the feisty singalong ‘White Punks On Dope’ are from eponymous first LP, released in 1975. Second and third LPs ‘Young And Rich’ and ‘Now’ are not featured, apart from in Waybill’s reference the A&M box set of their five early releases. Originally a pop/dance track with a female/male vocal duet, tonight’s version of ‘Prime Time’ is much harder and punkier, really getting the audience toes tapping…
The Tubes at The Hydro – art rock in a half-empty shell?
Waybill is the showbiz element of the performance, adding drama and costume changes to augment the songs – straw boater and red/white striped jacket for ‘She’s A Beauty’, cardboard TV over his head for ‘TV Is King’, camp TV game-show host glitter jacket for ‘What Do You Want From Life?’ and, the ‘piece de resistance’, in drag with tight gold spandex trousers, extreme high-heeled gold boots, feather boa and big-haired blonde wig for the penultimate song ‘White Punks On Dope’, Waybill dramatically falling to the floor and kicking off the boots for the rockin’ finale ‘Talk to Ya Later’.
The Tubes playing ‘White Punks On Dope’ – Fee Waybill in drag on tottering high heels…
The Tubes setlist:
She’s a Beauty
TV Is King
Mr. Hate
Amnesia
What Do You Want From Life?
Prime Time (punk version)
Love’s a Mystery (I Don’t Understand)
White Punks On Dope
Talk to Ya Later
Wayne Hussey leading the gothic charge, since 1986…
There wasn’t a long turnaround before arch-goth rockers The Mission took the stage, heralded by the harmonica intro ands opening bars of ‘The Wizard’ by Black Sabbath, obligatory black and white graphics, gear and lighting…They opened with ‘Tower Of Strength’ from second LP ‘Children’, the backing track starting and white spotlights swirling around before Wayne Hussey walked on with his white semi-acoustic guitar (a Shechter Corsair?) to croon his distinctive dark vocals:
”You raise me up
When I’m on the floor
You see me through
When I’m lonely and scared…”
’Beyond The Pale’, the opening track from ‘Children’ follows, then an electric cover of Neil Young’s ‘Like A Hurricane’, a song Hussey did recorded an acoustic version of for the ‘Garden Of Delight’ 12” single. “You know that one, don’t you” says Hussey, “Well here’s another one that you won’t know” – all through he seems uncomfortable with the support slot, remembering that the last time The Mission were in that role in Scotland was back in 1987, supporting U2. The band is three-quarters of the original line-up: Wayne Hussey (vocals/guitar), Craig Adams (bass) and Simon Hinkler (guitar), with drummer Mike Kelly who first joined the band when they reformed for their twenty-fifth anniversary tour…Hussey tries some between-songs banter “How do you say ‘cheers’ in Scotland?” – crowd responses – “Well, in Brazil, where I live, we say ‘Salut’, so ‘Salut’ to you…” Thanks for dropping that in Wayne! (He is married to a Brazilian actress and lives in Sau Paulo). Most of the songs are from the earlier 80s and 90s albums – Wasteland and Severina from debut ‘God’s Own Medicine’ (1986), ’Butterfly On A Wheel’ and ‘Deliverance’ from third album ‘Carved In Sand’ (1990), ’Like A Child Again’ from 1992’s ‘Masque’ – but there is one recent song, ’Met-Amor-Phosis’ from their 2016 album ‘Another Fall From Grace’ (which Hussey and fans have described as a throwback to goth sound of The Sisters and the first Mission LP)…Hussey’s talk doesn’t really help in winning over the audience: “Shame about the World Cup eh?” (referring to the Scottish football team’s recent failure to qualify) and “You’re very quiet tonight Glasgow” – Yes, well, Wayne, this is an audience here to see Alice Cooper! It’s a decent set though – Hussey, Adams, Hinkler and Kelly are all right on top of it, the stage set-up, backdrop (‘The Mission – since 1986’ with logo) and lighting are tasteful, and the choice of songs is good. Wayne Hussey puts his all into their final song ‘Deliverance’, ending crouched down at the stage monitors, singing acapella:
”Give me, give me, give me, deliverance
Brother, sister, give me, give me
Deliverance, deliver me”
The Mission: “White light goin’ messin’ up my mind…”
The Mission setlist:
Tower of Strength
Beyond the Pale
Like a Hurricane (Neil Young cover)
Severina
Like a Child Again
Butterfly on a Wheel
Met-Amor-Phosis
Wasteland
Deliverance
Two backdrops at The Hydro – The eyes of Alice Cooper…intimacy not pictured…
The front of the stage is covered by a huge screen, printed with Alice’s eyes and make-up…As the house lights go down, spotlights reveal spiders in the eyes and a spooky voice plays out over the PA: “Unfortunate victims, You have been invited into this nightmare world…Don’t look him directly in the eyes, or you will be doomed to be his plaything, just another one of his broken toys forever…You have been chosen to spend the night with Alice Cooper…It’s too late now for you…Please come in…”
The screen falls down and is dragged away by ‘minions’, none too slickly, as the full on metal assault of ‘Brutal Planet’ hits and the band is revealed. Alice still struts around the stage like a young man, cane in hand…
“It’s a Brutal Planet…” Strauss, Cooper, Sobel and Henriksen rock out in Glasgow…
The REAL opener though, is ‘Under My Wheels’, the intro riff of which immediately gets the crowd going and the diehard fans to their feet. Then there’s the sing-along ‘Lost In America’ with Neanderthal, but witty, lyrics:
”I can’t get a girl
‘Cause I ain’t got a car
I can’t get a car
‘Cause I ain’t got a job
I can’t get a job
‘Cause I ain’t got a car
So I’m looking for a girl with a job and a car…”
It feels a little bit like ‘rock by numbers’, as the band run through ’Pain’, resurrected from 1980’s ‘Flush The Fashion’, catchy ‘Department Of Youth’, the weak ’The World Needs Guts’ and cheesy play-on-words ‘Woman Of Mass Distraction’… There isn’t much talking by Alice and very little audience interaction…not helped by the slightly soulless atmosphere of The Hydro…The intro to ‘Poison’ gets a great reaction though, and it’s a classy song, co-written with John McCurry and hitmaker Desmond Child, very 80s rock but driven by Alice’s snarling vocals.
The Coop, leathered and in control: “You’re poison running through my veins…”
Alice has various costumes handed to him/put on him by the female ‘jack in the box’ in the middle of the stage…jackets, blood-stained medical gowns, conductor’s suit…During the glam rocker ’Feed My Frankenstein’, ‘The Coop’ ‘turns into’ a giant Frankenstein monster after receiving electro-shocks on a rack that he lies on – total horror slapstick. ‘Cold Ethyl’, from the concept album ‘Welcome To My Nightmare’, always involves Alice singing to a doll (the dead Ethyl) and casting it aside – tonight is no different. After the rock-outs of ‘Frankenstein’ and ‘Ethyl’, Alice sitting on an oil drum to sing ‘Only Women Bleed’ is a welcome mood-change, although he does simulate domestic abuse with the female dancer (another perennial)!
Strauss, Roxie (touch of the ‘Jack Sparrow’?) and Henriksen – one too many?
There are three guitarists for almost all of the songs – Nita Strauss, Ryan Roxie and multi-instrumentalist Tommy Henriksen…This muddies the sound and seems like on guitar-picker too many (the sound is clearer and better with the original band members later). The same stage moves of the three guitar players and the bass player get a bit samey after a while (likewise their get-up a bit ‘Guns’n’Roses, a bit ‘Marilyn Manson’ – ripped clothes, hats etc – clichéd LA rockers?), as does the metal riffing (more technique than feel) and the mini-pyrotechnic lighting effects blasting up from the front of the stage…
He sings the brilliant ‘The Ballad Of Dwight Fry’ in a straight jacket, having gone insane. No Alice Cooper show would be complete without him being killed, so a huge guillotine is brought on for this purpose, as the end of ‘Killer’ plays out, followed by ‘I Love The Dead’
There are some more ‘recent’ tracks:
’The World Needs Guts’ (from 1986’s ‘Constrictor’) ‘Feed My Frankenstein’ from ‘Hey Stoopid’ (1991), ‘Lost In America’ (1994’s ‘The Last Temptation’), ‘Brutal Planet’ (2000), cheesy play-on-words ‘Woman Of Mass Distraction’ (‘Dirty Diamonds’ 2005) and throwaway, forgettable ‘Paranoiac Personality’ from ‘Paranormal’, which was released in July 2017.
There are rock concert clichés in abundance, like the guitar solo by Nita Strauss, and drum solo by Glen Sobel, accompanied by bass player Chuck Garric.
Three of the original Alice Cooper band members Dennis Dunaway (bass), Michael Bruce (guitar) and Neal Smith (drums) join Alice as an ‘encore’ to perform a five song mini-set, accompanied by current band member Ryan Roxie on guitar (playing the late Glen Buxton’s role). It was a carefully-choreographed transition between the end of the main set and this part of the show, unfortunately not allowing for Alice to introduce his old band mates, a huge moment for a lot of fans…until the end of the show, when he introduces all band members…The Billion Dollar Babies ‘coin’ logo forms a formidable backdrop, initially lit in red for great effect.
Red babies can’t take care of themselves – the old guys are back…
Alice Cooper has said of the reunion: “When the original band broke up in 1975, there was no bad blood. There were no lawsuits – we had just burned out the creative process. We had gone to high school together and had recorded something like five Platinum albums in a row. We were never out of sight of each other for ten years. Everybody just went their own way. Neal, Dennis and I always stayed in touch. Mike disappeared for a while and Glen Buxton passed away in 1997, which was a big blow.”
Michael, Dennis, Neal and Alice – four decades melt away…
For ‘Schools Out’, both bands get together for a final rock-out, musical quality not that great but a big ol’ romp just the same, unfortunately incorporating (murdering?) Floyd’s ‘Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)’, which Alice insists is similar to ‘Schools Out’, but there’s not much of a connection I can see…Anyhow, a predictable end to a mixed bag, but a good night overall – my advice to Alice is: Tour with Dennis Dunaway, Michael Bruce, Neal Smith (+ A.N. Other) playing only stuff from ‘Love It To Death’ up to ‘Muscle Of Love’…It might happen, but don’t wait too long…
Alice’s band:
Chuck Garric – bass
Ryan Roxie – guitar
Nita Strauss – guitar
Tommy Henriksen – multi-instrumentalist
Glen Sobel – drums
Alice Cooper setlist:
Brutal Planet
Under My Wheels
Lost in America
Pain
Department of Youth
The World Needs Guts
Woman of Mass Distraction
Poison (preceded by Nita Strauss guitar solo)
Halo of Flies (with Glen Sobel drum solo, accompanied by Chuck Garric on bass)
Feed My Frankenstein
Cold Ethyl
Only Women Bleed
Paranoiac Personality
Ballad of Dwight Fry
Killer (end part)
I Love the Dead
Encore:
Mini-set with original Alice Cooper band members
I’m Eighteen
Billion Dollar Babies
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Muscle of Love (with ‘Hello Hooray intro)
School’s Out (incorporating ‘Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)’, with original and current band)